hitlervevo:

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

i hate this site

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onamissiontocivilize:

ladyofthelog:

billtheradish:

yourscientistfriend:

Please Reblog if you DID NOT HAVE the sex talk from your parents.

Alternatively

Reblog THIS ONE if you DID get the talk.

To be fair, my parents and I had a very strangely trusting relationship, because I really did…

I never got the sex talk. I never got the periods talk either. I learned everything I wanted to know from the 1980 edition of the World Book Encyclopedia. I used to just start with the first one and read cover to cover, then pick up the next, and fall asleep reading it. I learned way more than I ever wanted to know about pretty much everything.

“…sometimes the physical injury is the easiest to get over. I remember when I was first diagnosed with cancer. Beside the fear, my most overwhelming sensation was one of betrayal… the realization that my own body was fundamentally foreign to me, that it was a threat”. - Nina

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